1) Always look people in the eye, even if they are blind. Just say: “I´m looking you in the eye”.
2) If you love something, set it free, unless it´s a tiger.
3) When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like “Whaaaat?”
4) If you get pulled over for speeding, tell the police officer your spouse has diarrhea.
5) Older black ladies make the best ice tea.
6) Watch a sunrise at least once a day.
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